French Toast

  • 21526533Author: Glynis Astie
  • Published: February 2014 by Tikinou Publishing
  • Category: Contemporary Fiction/Romance
  • four-half-stars

I received a copy from the author in return for an honest review

Sydney Bennett is back! And her pursuit of perfection is alive and well. Naïve to the core, Sydney believed that when she finally married the man of her dreams, the hard part was over. Following a civil ceremony as a means to keep Louis from being deported, Sydney continues to plan the fairytale wedding that she had dreamed of since the age of five. Much to her chagrin, she discovers that her mother-in-law is planning what seems to be a rival wedding in France that SHE has been dreaming about for her only child since before he was born. How will poor Sydney be able to ensure two perfect weddings in the midst of Louis’ fruitless job search? Especially when her mother-in-law’s idea of perfection appears to be having Sydney embarrass herself in front of hundreds of French people that she has never met?

Sydney Bennet oops sorry, Sidney Durand is back with a bang! We left Sydney and Louis, after a very speedy romance and a civil ceremony, settling down to married life. Of course, being Sydney nothing is straightforward, and she now has two more weddings to navigate. One in America for her family and another, much scarier one, in France for Louis’ family.

So between coping with wedding preparations, financial pressures, a very pregnant sister and a formidable mother-in-law she can’t actually talk to (think language barrier) Sidney is unraveling at the seams.

One way or the other, I was going to have to go to France to meet the Durand family. I could pull the usual Crazy Sidney fare and freak out all over the place or I could make a serious attempt to change my perspective.

If Sidney thought it would all be happy ever after now she and Louis were married she was about to be proved seriously wrong, one point of contention being Louis’ ‘crotch rocket!’ I’m saying nothing more! Except..I laughed out loud.

There’s fun and frolics and lots of Sydney type meltdowns in this continuing story of romance tempered with the realism of marriage and the dawning awareness that it takes hard work and full time commitment.

Actually I can completely sympathise with the crazy, neurotic side of Sydney. She’s totally out of her comfort zone, taking into consideration a trip to foreign country, feeling a little intimidated, unable to speak or understand the language and thrust into the middle of a large, unknown family. And on top of all that there were Louis’ ex girlfriends to deal with. There was one plus though. The French pastries!

To say that I was a deer caught in headlights would have been severe understatement. I was a deer caught in headlights with my hind legs dangling off a precipice. Over a pit of lava. With poisonous gas rising towards me.

This is an excellent addition to the Sydney and Louis saga and I’m looking forward to French Fry and more Sydney mania!

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Guest Post ~ by Glynis Astie. Tea and Harry Potter.

I’m very happy to welcome author Glynis Astie to BetweenTheLines 🙂  It’s lovely to have you here, Glynis.

faf75f8a15280a8c0b12c6.L._V356845362_SX200_french twistGlynis never expected in her wildest dreams to be a writer. After thirteen years in the Human Resources Industry, she decided to stay at home with her two amazing sons. Ever in search of a project, she was inspired to write the story of how she met and married her wonderfully romantic French husband, Sebastien, in six short months. The end result became her first novel, French Twist.

21526533As this novel is only the beginning the story, Glynis has just released the sequel, French Toast and has begun writing the final chapter in the trilogy, French Fry. When she is not writing, she is trying to keep the peace amongst the three men and two cats in her life, finding missing body parts (Lego pieces are small!), supervising a myriad of homework assignments and keeping a tenuous hold on her sanity by consuming whatever chocolate is in the vicinity.
If you are interested in Glynis’ musings on a variety of topics, please follow her on her blog – http://www.glynisastie.com, Facebook – glynisastieauthor – and Twitter – @GlynisAstie.

 

 

Thank you so much, Cathy, for having me today! I am very excited to be here on Between the Lines. Though I am just a lowly American, I love all things British. When thinking about writing a post for you, my mind kept returning to my two favorite British things – tea and Harry Potter. Then I had quite a stroke of genius – what if I were to pair the perfect tea to correspond with each of J.K. Rowling’s brilliant Harry Potter novels? It may seem a bit odd at first, let’s give it a go, shall we? (Spoiler alert! I will be discussing some pivotal moments in the Harry Potter novels in the following paragraphs. If you haven’t read them and do not wish to shatter the illusion of this amazing adventure, then sadly, you should stop reading now. But not before asking yourself if you have been living under a rock for the past seventeen years.)

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
To begin your foray into the exciting world of Harry Potter, I would recommend a cup of strong white tea, which is the purest of all teas AND has the most antioxidants. This stellar combination will not only provide protection to your body from certain types of cancer, but will also improve your brain’s overall health thereby allowing you to process the new and exciting world of magic which you are now entering. You will find yourself met with a number of intriguing questions as you wander through this delightful book: Who is Harry Potter? What happened to his parents? Who are these horrible Dursley people and why does an amazing kid like Harry live with them? What in the world is a muggle? What is one qualified to do upon graduating from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? And perhaps most importantly, just who is this Voldemort fellow? You will be glad to have partaken in this particular tea as the answers will come at you quicker than a rogue bludger. Fasten your seatbelt and keep your wits about you; we have six more books to go!

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Now that you have the basics down, you are ready to dig a little deeper into the mystical world of Mr. Potter. Basic witchcraft and wizardry have become old hat and you are hoping to get to know your favorite wizards a little better – not to mention the enigma that is Voldemort. For this you are going to need a tea with a little more of what we Americans like to call, “Umph.” Yes, I know, we are quite the intellectuals. It’s time to add a little more caffeine to the mix and you know what that means – a hearty mug of green tea. You will be glad for the increased awareness once you are hit with a house elf, a flying Ford Anglia, a dramatic Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, a mysterious sound in the castle walls and vicious attacks on Hogwarts students. You will laugh at the use of the polyjuice potion and clutch your heart when Hermione is petrified and Ginny is taken. Prepare yourself to cringe when you meet Mr. Tom Riddle himself and feel your heart swell when Harry saves the day in the end. You have quite a buzz going now; are you ready for Act III?

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Things are starting to get a bit more serious in the world of Harry Potter and that calls for a more serious tea. I think you know what I mean – reach for a steaming cup of Earl Gray. A touch of evil is taking hold in Hogwarts and you will be grateful for the warmth and cerebral stimulation of your chosen tea. The action in this book is swift indeed: Harry blows up his aunt, learns that a murderer is after him, discovers dementors and learns more about how his parents died. Magical creatures abound with the introduction of hippogriffs and the patently cool animagus. In a knock down drag out battle in the screeching shack we discover that the “murderer” was framed and also happens to be Harry’s godfather. Thank goodness for the extra caffeine! The surprises will only increase in both scope and scale as we continue on our journey.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
This is when the books really start to get large. The story is full of twists and turns and you are going to need some serious caffeine to power through this ginormous tome. It is time to bring in the big guns. You need a good old-fashioned cup of English Black tea. With some energy flowing through your veins, you will be able to follow Harry through his most harrowing adventures so far. Quidditch World Cup, Death Eaters, Dark Mark, Oh My! Harry is forced to enter the Triwizard Tournament and endures not only dangerous tests of his bravery and magical prowess, but also the disdain of many who think that he is simply in pursuit of glory. We finish with a trip to a graveyard where Voldemort intends to whip himself up a new body courtesy of Harry’s unwilling contribution. This horrific trip begins with Cedric’s death (“Kill the spare.”) and ends with Harry barely escaping with his life. It still give me chills just thinking about it. Not to mention the Moody twist at the end…

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
You are beginning to come down from our earlier caffeine frenzy, but you still need enough energy for a good long book. This time we are going to select a mid-range Oolong tea, which will sharpen your thinking skills and improve your mental alertness. Since this tea is also thought to help with atherosclerosis and high cholesterol, you may as well add a scone too. A whole lot of craziness is about to go down and you are going to need the sugar! A big dose of controversy befalls Mr. Harry Potter in the form of his new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Dolores Umbridge. The nastiest character to date, you will want to throttle her as she methodically takes away everything that Harry and his friends hold dear. Never one to back away from a fight, Harry creates an underground army and their adventures lead them to a grand battle at the Ministry of Magic. Squeezed in the middle of the action, you will find comic relief in the form of Fred and George and a bit of romance for Harry. Just be sure to keep a box of tissues handy; the first big death of the series will hit you hard.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
We are closing in on the end of our epic journey, so it is time for a cup of jasmine tea. You still need caffeine to keep your awareness, but also the sedative effect from the scent of jasmine to prepare yourself for the unpleasant things are about to occur. Professor Snape has finally gotten his clutches on the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, Dumbledore is arming Harry with knowledge of Voldemort’s past and we learn of the existence of horcruxes. While we are momentarily distracted by Harry and Ron’s haphazard love lives, our minds are quickly brought back to the action by the betrayal of Malfoy, the invasion of the castle and the demise of Dumbledore at the hands of the greasy haired, hook nosed poser, Professor Snape. Take a deep breath and prepare yourself to move on. It is time for the final chapter.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
With your heart still broken, you are in serious need of the calming quality of a cup of chamomile tea. If you close your eyes, you can almost feel a warm hug from J.K. Rowling herself. You have no choice but to read on and there is still a lot of unpleasantness to get through, not the least of which is the fact that this is the last Harry Potter book. The magical world is in a state of uproar and Harry, Ron and Hermione set off in pursuit of the remaining horcruxes. The road is long, and filled with failure, but they press on and find new hope with the discovery of the deathly hallows. The death toll reaches a staggering amount by the time we reach the epic battle that we all knew was coming. We watch Harry sacrifice himself for the greater good and breathe a sigh of relief when he is brought back to us unharmed. Ding, dong, Voldemort is dead!

I don’t know about you, but I’m exhausted! Thank you for coming on this journey of tea and Harry Potter with me. I hope that you had as much fun as I did!

Glynis, thank you so much for an enjoyable, fun and original post. I’m off to buy tea and root out my Harry Potter books now!